Garry Marshall was known as a comedy genius. He was a writer on The Dick
Van Dyke Show, The Joey Bishop Show, The Danny Thomas
Show and The Lucy Show. Marshall was a prolific filmmaker
with such films as Young Doctors In Love, The Flamingo Kid, Beaches and
of course Pretty Woman. He created some of our favorite TV series
such as Happy Days, Laverne & Shirley and Mork
& Mindy. Marshall was a funny guy and was a powerhouse in
Hollywood. For this site, it may seem odd to pay tribute to someone who is not
British or was a part of a British television series. Yet, for Garry Marshall,
he was close enough and many of us have never seen it.
It’s probably odd to pay tribute to someone who has had such a distinguished
career making some of the best film and television ever to look at a failed
television pilot from 1979. Yet, that is precisely what I am going to do. One
of the “holy grail” for Are You Being Served? fans is a chance
to look at the only attempt at making the series in the US. This series was
called Beane’s of Boston.
Beane’s of Boston Pilot TX: 5/5/79
“Remember our motto: if at first you don’t succeed, you’re out on your
butt!”
I am not going to pretend to know really what transpired to create this pilot
or even what discussions took place to get it made to go on the air. A number
of years ago, I wrote to Garry Marshall’s people in a few different places he
was associated with to see if he could talk to me at all about this pilot. This
man was directing some of the great comedy films of the time and for some
reason I thought he would respond to me and talk about a pilot for a show that
didn’t make it in 1979. That beings said, I felt that he always came across so
down to Earth that if he did respond, I wouldn’t have been surprised. He came
across as someone who was accessible to everyone. I remember watching a Happy
Days reunion special where all the cast were in director chairs on the
set of Arnold’s and Scott Baio was sitting at the end of the row. Garry Marshall
was moderating the interview with the cast and when he got around to addressing
Baio, he looks at him and says, “Scott, why don’t you move your chair a little
closer to us. You are so far away you are on the set of Charles in
Charge!” I don’t know why but I always found this really funny!
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Original TV Guide Listing from 1979 |
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It was on a Saturday night in May 1979
that CBS did a one-time airing of this pilot episode. If you watched any of the
series Garry Marshall created and produced from the 1970s, Beane’s of
Boston has that same feel. It was shot on film and made before a live
studio audience. The series starts off with a song that is sung by old Mr.
Beane. Of course this is not to be confused for Young Mr. Beane who is
affectively the replacement of Mr. Rumbold in this series or even confused for
Mr. Bean played by Rowan Atkinson. The elderly Mr. Beane is played by Tom
Poston. He does the “younger man dressed as an old man” for the series yet
plays it a lot better than Kenneth Waller played Old Mr. Grace in the BBC series.
Back to the theme music, there is something sweet about the theme with nuances
of the theme played throughout the entire episode.
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Original TV Guide Listing from 1979 |
Beane’s of Boston is just like Are You Being Served?, a
department store that is set in its old-fashioned ways while the rest of the
world around it is changing. This is, in fact, depicted in the opening credits
for Beane’s of Boston. As Mr. Beane sings his song, we see
paintings of the exterior of the store from 1888 when it opened to present and
the last few paintings show all the skyscrapers growing up around the store.
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Tom Poston as Mr. Beane |
Where we have Mr. Rumbold from the
BBC series managing the Men’s and Ladies department, we have Mr. Beane’s nephew
Franklyn running it….apparently into the ground. Ever since he took over the
department, sales have been plummeting. Literally. The revenue chart shows such
as downward spiral that old Mr. Beane says the sales figures for October are
probably under the rug! Luckily, Franklyn has a plan. Even luckier for the
elder Mr. Beane, he has a new secretary Ingrid who is very German. Unluckily
for Ingrid, Mr. Beane is a dirty old man.
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Larry Bishop as Mr. Lucas and Charlotte Rae as Mrs. Slocombe |
We get to the ladies and gentlemen
floor and it is immediately recognizable to what we are used to in the BBC
series. We have the entire cast and although it is surreal to see these iconic
characters played as Americans and by different people, at least to me, it is
mostly right. Captain Peacock becomes Mr. Peacock and is played by John
Hillerman. Mr. Peacock does not seem particularly pretentious like Captain
Peacock could be in the series. In fact, he kind of reminds of the Captain
Peacock we get by the end of the BBC series. One who is no longer “drinking the
Kool-Aid” and now has no problem saying what’s on his mind. I really enjoy what
Hillerman brought to the episode. Mrs. Slocombe is played by Charlotte Rae.
This is an inspired choice. Rae has great range and has the right look to play
the part of a senior person in the ladies department. It is Miss Brahms’ first
day and after Mr. Peacock introduces Brahms to Mrs. Slocombe, Slocombe says to
Mr. Peacock, “She is wearing better clothes than I am” to which Mr. Peacock
responds, “No, she just wears them better.”
It’s interesting to see the series
started with Miss Brahms’ first day and it feels like to me that the series
would have probably focused more on Franklyn and his struggles to try and keep
his department afloat as a young executive. I really think that the series
would have moved to a stronger relationship between Miss Brahms and
Franklyn. Alas, we will never know…..unless we start writing fanfic.
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"Men's Wear!" Alan Sues as Mr. Humphries |
I bring up this fact because when
the BBC series started as an episode of Comedy Playhouse in
1972, the “star” of the show at that point would have been Trevor Bannister as
Mr. Lucas. It soon became apparent that for the British original, that the cast
could not be contained as just an ensemble and eventually Mollie Sugden and
John Inman would come out as the leads. Here Larry Bishop plays Mr. Lucas as a
true blue Bostonian but really has very little to do in the episode. Of course,
what about Mr. Humphries? This is truly an iconic character made famous by John
Inman. Here the role is played by Alan Sues most famously known from Rowan
and Martin’s Laugh-In. It’s interesting to watch Sues’ take on Mr.
Humphries because Sues is a bigger man than Inman. I think this is an important
distinction. Inman seemed like he could be blown away by the wind. Sues seems
taller and bulkier but they kept in a lot of the gay innuendo. He has a deeper
voice than Inman which makes some of the gags not work as well such as Mr. Humphries
going on about something to Mr. Grainger or Lucas as the phone rings. Humphries
then answers the phone with the famous lower voice, “Men’s wear.” Because of
Sues’ voice, the gag just doesn’t work here. I think Sues almost plays it a
little heavy handed where Inman did innuendo really well. Granted it was a
pilot so it is a little unfair for comparison and the cast could have changed
if the series went to air. It would have been interesting to see how far they
would have taken it with Sues playing the role.
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John Hillerman has very little authority as Mr. Peacock in his German gear |
It’s also interesting if Inman was
ever considered for the role for the US series. It’s highly doubtful that was
even a thought but there is precedent for it since Inman went over to Australia
for 2 series of their version of Are You Being Served? in 1980 & 1982.
Plus, as the story goes, John Hillerman was late for the reading of Mr. Peacock
so Jeremy Lloyd read for the part and
was offered the role by Garry Marshall. Lloyd was talked out of doing it by
David Croft which is also interesting as Croft also did the same thing to Jimmy
Perry while they were casting for Dad’s
Army. Perry wrote the character of Private Walker for himself but
Croft talked him out of that too. I wonder if the choice of Alan Sues was in
any way suggested by Jeremy Lloyd as the two of them were both on Rowan
and Martin’s Laugh-In?
Miss Brahms was played by Lorna
Patterson. Even though she plays it a little ditsy, I don’t feel that’s how the
character would have progressed. If Lorna looks familiar to you, she appeared
in Airplane! and Airplane II as the woman who
would play the guitar to the kid who was sick and would accidentally suffocate
the child by sitting on her tube of oxygen, etc. We even get a Mr. Harman like
character in the form of Mr. Johnson played most splendidly by Don Bexley. Mr.
Grainger is played by Morgan Farley and Franklyn Beane is played by George
O’Hanlon Jr.
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It's German week at Beane's |
So, what is this great plan of
Franklyn’s to save his department? Well, have you ever seen the Are You
Being Served? episode German Week? Well, it’s a little
like that. Ok, I lied. It is exactly like that. This is where things become
interesting as I always thought that idea of a department store selling just
one country’s goods was a strange idea but I thought maybe that sort of thing
was done in the UK but seeing that script translate over in the US is even
odder. It is clear that they remade this episode for the very same reason the Dad’s
Army US adaptation, The Rear Guard, remade The
Deadly Attachment. It’s a good script, visually funny and was a famous
episode from the series.
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Why are Mr. Humphries' eyes watering? |
The problem is that I think what
made German Week from the British series so good may have been
lacking a little here. In the UK, there was a strong anti-German feeling still
lingering from World War II to certain generations of the population. The
characters from the series would have all been affected by the war in some way,
whether seeing combat or just the fear of bombing, rationing or evacuation.
Remember there is a melancholy sort of reminiscence to the war near the end of Camping
In. This was still fresh in their minds and very close. This is not to say
no one in the US had horrible struggles while fighting during the war but as a
country, we really didn’t live under the constant threat of being invaded which
is where the difference lies.
“I’m not selling German sex
panties!”
From this point on, the episode
takes on a very similar tone to the BBC version. There is the exchange between
the cast about the funny names of German goods, the idea of dressing Mr.
Peacock as Hitler, even the exchange of Mrs. Slocombe being flat on her back
during the war but in the US version it was caused by the French and she was in
the WAC (Women’s Army Corp)! When Franklyn says he wants the store to
have a more German atmosphere after a day of horrible sales numbers, Mr.
Peacock responds very deadpan, “Well, there must be some barbed wire in the
Hardware department.”
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It was supposed to be a light tap! |
The end of the episode results in a
song and dance number very much like the British version with Peacock and
Slocombe getting into a fight about how hard they should slap each other. This
time it ends in more chaos as the drunken Slocombe hits Franklyn instead of Peacock
accidentally but hard enough for him to get knocked into a table where the
whole thing falls down. At that point Mr. Humphries looks at old Mr. Beane and
asks, “How do you like it so far?” That was a laugh out moment for me. Of
course as with the UK version, the dance number takes place with the cast not
facing the customers who are on the floor in the store watching this but to us
the viewers. So the customers and Old Mr. Beane would have just seen their
backs during the whole dance number. What saves Franklyn from being fired is
that although it was a disaster, Ingrid (Mr. Beane’s secretary) loved it which
means Mr. Beane loved it!
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Instead of Mr. Harman, we get Mr. Johnson |
The bottom line to this episode is
that it is funny. A lot funnier than I would have thought. By the time the
episode was over, I was quite sad. I knew there was no more made after this and
I would never see this “alternate universe” Are You Being Served? again.
I obviously don’t know why it was never picked up by CBS. I don’t know if a
decision was made to not pick it up before it was aired. It seems to me that if
it was going to be picked up that it would have done so with a whole set of
episodes in motion. Showing something like this in May is a really strange time
to do something like that. Perhaps the humor itself had something to do with
it? The humor in this episode has a lot of sexual innuendo to it. It has a
dirty old man in it in the form of old Mr. Beane.
Mr. Beane: “I’m going to the club.”
Franklyn: “Oh, the bridge club.”
Mr. Beane: “No, the strip club….its amateur night!
It may have been a little “naughty” but it was harmless comedy. It was probably
on par with something like Three’s Company. They did try to use the
“Mr. Peacock, are you free?” line but like the “menswear” line, it fell flat. I
would have loved to see a full series of episodes of this series. I think it
would have been very funny; I felt the cast was already gelling together. That
being said, how long would they have based the series on scripts of Are
You Being Served? or would the series have gone a different direction?
It lists David Croft and Jeremy Lloyd as writers and producers of Beane’s
of Boston in the credits, would they have stayed on? Like I said
above, I could easily see them developing a possible romantic storyline between
Franklyn and Miss Brahms. She was the only one who showed him any kindness and
believed in him but, it was just her first day.
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The German dance makes Ingrid very happy which bodes well for Mr. Beane! |
We were robbed that this pilot did
not going to series. We missed out on them all coming back together years later
for a reunion series. They could have called it Beane’s of
Boston….Again! or maybe they retire to a pig farm and called it Beane’s
& Bacon or something. Alright, I’ll get me coat!
To me, this is one of Garry Marshall’s forgotten masterpieces.
I would like to thank Mark Little
for hunting the TV Guide listing for Beane’s of Boston from 1979. He runs a
Facebook group where he shares TV Guide listings from his massive collection www.facebook.com/MyTVGuides/ and also has a podcast devoted to TV Theme
music called Tube Tunes and you can listen to that here: www.tubetunes.net/
Next time: I will take an unpublished article I wrote from 2011
talking about a Nigel Kneale story starring Bernard Lee concerning a witch. We
will look at Against the Crowd: Murrain.
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