This is what I get when I pick Dad’s Army. I had recently taken a look
at this series back in early February. Since it has been a while, I will give a
refresher about this blog. Apart from when I write reviews, everything I write
about for this blog has been randomly chosen. I am not picking what I watch but
I am randomly picking from my collection of British television series then
write about it. So, I randomly picked Dad’s
Army in February and now I have randomly picked it again. Even the episodes
within the series are randomly chosen. For example, when I watched it in
February, I randomly chose episodes from the first series and when I picked it
this time, I randomly picked something from the last series. You may be asking
why do I choose this way? My philosophy is that I know myself too well. I have
some very strong favourite episodes of series that I would go back to again and
again. I would never watch anything else. By randomly picking what I watch to
write about, it ensures that I watch something that I may like but not love for
example something like As Time Goes By.
The last time I took any Dad’s Army DVDs off the shelf and
watched anything was when I wrote that article in February. I remember being very
impressed with the series and spoke about how poignant everything was in terms
of how well the platoon wanted to help the war cause. Here we jump to the final
two episodes of the last series. This is nine years later. Most of these men
were old when the series started, how would things progress for the last two
episodes of this iconic series?
Number
Engaged 6/11/77
Much to the chagrin of Captain
Mainwaring, too many people know about a top secret set of phone lines that are
to be put into use if the German’s invade. It is so secret that the military is
guarding it 24 hours a day. The Home
Guard has been ordered to relieve the military already out there and keep watch
on it.
Of course nothing goes according to
plan. The road that the platoon needs to take to get out to the area is under
construction which forces them to drive over some odd terrain. When they get to
the location they are late. The first thing Frazer does it make sure the
porridge gets started for breakfast for the following day. He gives this duty
to Pike and tells him how to make it. The recipe is one jug of water and one
mug of oatmeal for everyone on the platoon. Everyone goes to sleep for the
evening with Pike and Jones staying up to keep guard and keep an eye on the
porridge.
During the night an air raid occurs
but no bombs seem to fall in their area so there doesn’t seem to be much to
panic about for once. The next day the platoon is eating their porridge but
realizes that it’s a little too thick. That is because Pike didn’t fallow
Frazer’s recipe and instead did one mug of water and one jug oatmeal for each
person making way too much porridge and making it super thick. So, at this
super-secret location where these telephone wires are located, the Vicar and
the Verger show up to give a prayer service to the platoon. ARP Warden Hodges
drives them out to give the service. As the Vicar starts saying the prayers,
everyone in front of him notices that up in the air, tangled in the phone lines
is a bomb. It was dropped the previous night and got caught on the wires. At
this point Mainwaring decides that something must be done to get the bomb down
without it exploding and without it causing any damage them or the phone lines.
This is where the episode becomes a
sort of run around of gags that are not overly funny. This sort of becomes a
Tex Avery cartoon where the dog has a goal he needs to accomplish and tries
many different things to get it accomplished but each attempt blows up
(sometimes literally) in his face. Basically for the remainder of the episode,
the platoon tries to find various ways of getting the bomb off the telephone
wires. This includes Mainwaring trying to climb the pole with horrible results,
everyone stacking furniture from a passing furniture truck so Pike can attempt
to climb up the rickety furniture only for it to collapse and him toppling into
a bale of hay. Then Jones has a go of it. There is a nearby crane that lifts
him in a bucket to the top of the pole. From there here climbs onto the pole
and shimmies to the bomb where he retrieves it. As he tries to get down, he
drops the bomb but luckily, it lands in the super thick porridge.
Even though I own all of the Dad’s Army DVD sets, I do not recall
ever seeing this episode before. My last look at this series was those episodes
from Series One; sadly this episode came as a bit of a shock. Everyone looked
tired. Arthur Lowe as Mainwaring did not have the right coloured hair or
mustache. It was too light and he even looked tired. The pacing of the episode
was generally slow and not very good. I forgot about poor John Le Mesurier. He
had some kind of illness and was very gaunt throughout Series 9. It looked like
it was worse for him while they shot on location because in studio he looked
better. Location filming on the series always took place prior to going into
studio.The overall story did nothing for me. Now, from what I remember about
Series 9 is that whole series was hit and miss. It starts taking the series in
odd directions like in Knights of Madness
and The Miser’s Hoard. One moment
does stick out for me which I thought was pretty funny. When everyone is
asleep, only Mainwaring and Wilson have a bed and it’s a bunk bed. Wilson has
the bottom bunk while Mainwaring has the top. Throughout the night, the top
bunk keeps sliding down so by the time Mainwaring is woken up, he is basically
shaped like a U and nearly sitting on Wilson. “Does she love me for myself or does she love me for my meat?” Jack Jones the Butcher
After nine series and two specials
plus a feature film Dad’s Army comes
to an end. This was the series the BBC were originally a little nervous about
making because they had wondered if it were too soon after the war to send it
up. What Dad’s Army did was never
send up the war. It never made fun of the people who died or the sacrifices
that were made. It’s true that this series was not the one I reviewed back in
February from Series One but the heart was still there and for the first time
in a while, it really came out in this final episode.
Corporal Jones is a little giddy.
He has asked his love Mrs. Fox for her hand in marriage. The thing about Corporal
Jones is that he is sweet. Even when he is angry, he is a sweet gentle man. There
is something enduring about all of the characters from this series but Jones is
one of my favourites. If there is anything that can make him happy, I’m all for
it. The good news is the Mrs. Fox has said yes! Yet, there is still a problem
for Mrs. Fox.
Mrs. Fox has no one to give her
away. She invites Captain Mainwaring over to ask him if he could give her away
at her wedding. He really doesn’t know what to expect when he shows up. She is
not completely dressed yet and when he sits down he accidentally grabs one of
her bras which he hides in his bowler hat as everyone else comes over to
celebrate. One of the great unsung comedy duos of the series and perhaps among any
of the British television series is Pike and Mainwaring. Pike is always doing
something that slips up Mainwaring or ruining something he owns. They are a
great double act. It is a treat to see this again in this final episode. When
Pike comes in, he sits next Mainwaring and then proceeds to sit on his bowler
hat. An agitated Mainwaring grabs it from Pike but also to ensure that no one
sees he has Mrs. Fox’s bra in there. Just with some of Pike’s hand movements he
crumples up the hat again this time grabbing it and realizes there is a bra in
there! Mrs. Fox has everything planned out. Mainwaring will give her away, Mrs.
Pike will be the Matron of Honour while Wilson will be the best man to Jones. Mrs.
Fox has another great idea, she thinks all the soldiers should wear their uniform
at which point Corporal Jones thinks they should also wear their medals. Mainwaring
thinks is a horrible idea, of course that is because he has no medals! I know
that is meant to be funny but it’s kind of sad at the same time. Mainwaring
always means well even if he can be a bit pompous yet everyone always seems to
one up him.
In the church hall, everyone gets ready for the ceremony. Everyone (who has them) shows up in their military medals. This is where we learn something about Sgt. Wilson. In the First World War, he was a Captain, just like Mainwaring is now. Mainwaring is a little surprised by this but mentions to the always even keel Wilson, “It makes no difference.” As Mainwaring and Mrs. Fox walks through the door to get to the church they both get stuck and sit there for a couple of seconds trying to maneuver through to get to the church. It’s such a small insignificant moment but it is one of my favourites of the entire series. This was added by Pamela Cundell and Arthur Lowe while in rehearsal as it really happened to them in it. Pamela said that the two laughed but Arthur Lowe said that since no one saw them do it they should not to tell anyone about it and do it again for the actual recording. It is a wonderful moment.
After the two are married, the Home
Guard is put on alert as the German invasion may happen at any moment. This is
very much one of those great moments that we would see in Series One and Two
where the platoon snaps to a serious mode as the threat of invasion is upon
them. Out on watch, there is a sweet moment as Mrs. Fox….I mean Mrs. Jones
visits her new husband. After she leaves the rest of the Home Guard come to
visit Jones and Pike who are on duty. Hodges shows up and is really rude to
them about how they are no good and Hitler’s men can walk right over them. Even
for Hodges this was a little extreme. After he leaves, Mainwaring tells the
platoon not to worry, there are thousands of Home Guard soldiers all around
England (and Scotland as Frazer butts in). To that, they all look into the
camera and give a toast to the Home Guard. Thus ending one of the best
remembered British television series of all time.
It seems like everything that was
wrong in Number Engaged was corrected
for Never Too Old. Everyone gave
their all for the final episode. It’s so bizarre but as the episode was ending,
I felt empty in my stomach, like I was about to say farewell to some old
friends. I was dreading the end of the final episode, the final episode that
aired almost 36 years ago. It’s amazing how it still had an impact.
In my article from last May about Memorable Final Episodes, I said that final episodes fall into a couple of categories:
death, weddings, meeting a goal, cast dispersal, and storylines that involve
dreams. This certainly falls into the wedding category but I find it
interesting that the series didn’t end with the end of the war. Maybe that
would have been too twee and this was more fitting with the style of the
series.
There is a lot to love in this
episode and it doesn’t feel like something from Series Nine. This is an
excellent episode. There is a great moment when Wilson toasts the Matron of
Honour who is Mrs. Pike. Of course, Mrs. Pike and Wilson are involved so that
was a nice moment. Early on in the episode, Frazer speaks about when he was in
love with a woman named Jesse. John Laurie really exercises his skills of being
very dramatic at this moment. This is to the point where the audience is not
sure what is going on:
Frazer: Aye man, she was a fine
lassie. She had long, sturdy legs and she loved to tread the path, by the high
cliff with the night wind blowing through her threses. (serious look) One
night... she ne'er come back. It seemed she was blown over the cliff... carried
out to sea. Every night I stood on that very cliff and shouted...
"Jesse!... Jesse!... will ye no come back to me.". But the wind just
blew the words back in my face! They mocked me... mocked me ye hear! Many years
after I received a letter... It err... I was sure that it contained news of
her. My fingers shook as I opened it. (pulls piece of paper out of top right
hand side pocket). Aye son, I still carry it here, next to my heart.
Pike: Your hearts on the other
side.
Frazer: (reading) "Dear James,
I shall always love ye. I still wear ye ring. I'm in Singapore and I want ti
come home and be wed. Please send forty pounds. Yours forever, Jesse."
Pike: Did you send it Mr Frazer?
Frazer: Away we ye boy, do you
think I'm made of money?!
Dad’s Army was not just a comedy. It is an institution. It will
always be remembered for many things but it is part of the British heritage. These
characters are immortal even if the actors are not. Just like M*A*S*H, there was a follow up series
to Dad’s Army. It was a radio series
called It Sticks Out Half A Mile. The
premise set the series in 1948. A retired Mainwaring is in a seaside city of
Frambourne-on-Sea where he wants to renovate a pier. He goes to his local bank
to get a loan only to find the bank manager to be Arthur Wilson.
The pilot episode was the only episode
of the series recorded with Arthur Lowe and it was the last thing he ever
recorded. Arthur Lowe passed away in 1982. The BBC decided not to run the Pilot
episode and re-recorded the pilot and a whole set of episodes with Bill Pertwee
as Bert Hodges taking Lowe’s place. What was unfortunate was that the original
pilot was wiped as well as some other episode of this radio series. It wasn’t
until years later, episodes were returned. In fact, the only person who kept a
copy of the un-aired pilot was the writer/producer Harold Snoad. If it wasn’t for
him, this wonderfully important piece would have been gone forever. Below is an excerpt from the Pilot. It’s is
wonderful at the Le Mesurier and Lowe are together again for one more episode
but do to Lowe’s illness, his speech is very slurred and it is very obvious
from this excerpt.
As for Dad’s Army, its legacy endures. It’s not strictly about the writing
and the stories but the actors who gave life to these characters. It was the
writers who soon learned about the idiosyncrasies of these actors so they could
put that into the characters. The actors/characters lines of separation became
very blurred towards the end. Jimmy Perry has said that the Home Guard helping
to defend England was Britain’s finest hour. In so many ways, Dad’s Army was the BBC’s finest hour.
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